its not stalking. its research.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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