god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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