Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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