Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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