WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
