She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Less talking, more tequila
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Let's paint friendship bongs
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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