Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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