turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
