wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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