I want to stick my p in your. b.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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