it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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