So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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