On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
These tits shall not be calmed
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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