I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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