he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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