perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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