When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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