Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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