I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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