drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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