i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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