How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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