I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
