is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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