I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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