The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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