before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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