Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
tell me about the fingering
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