So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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