She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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