Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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