Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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