im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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