He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Randomize
