okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize
