I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was born a porn star she said
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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