Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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