the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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