just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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