hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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