HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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