she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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