Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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