I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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