She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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