...so i touched it.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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