Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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