Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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