Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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