Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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