This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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