I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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